Big beats are the best
Get high all the time
- cheap sandwiches
- on campus masseuse
- health spa
- live performances from various bongo players weekly
- all the lecturers have to wear funny hats
- happy hour at arts bar
- 50% off at arts bar if your lecture is more than 2 hours
- smoking room in the library
- kiss from a rose by seal to play in all toilets always
im also officially ordained so can marry anyone on campus if you should do desire